EWAN MCGREGOR'S NIGHTCLUB - FLASHBACKĮWAN MCGREGOR vamps it up at his CLUB while talking to fellow crime boss FRANCOIS CHAU. MARGOT shoots the COPS with BEANBAGS and GLITTER BOMBS and other NON-LETHAL ANTI-HERO THINGS.Īlmost out of ammo! Luckily I packed. HELLO YES IT IS I, HARLEY! Now for another fun action scene except nobody knows what my goals are, or how I escaped my last cliffhanger, but who needs context when you've got mayhem and slo-mo, right? ALI WONG is there and is ROSIE'S ex, a fact we ZOOM RIGHT THE FUCK PAST IN EASILY EDITED-OUT VOICEOVER, hope you didn't blink and miss it. Sorry Rosie, all you've got is intelligence direct from inside Ewan's criminal operation, and you want me to devote MULTIPLE squad cars to such a bullshit lead? You know we require a sworn statement of intent provided by the perps in triplicate before we can do anything.Īlso ASSISTANT D.A. She reports to her AWFUL CORRUPT HORRIBLE NO-GOOD CAPTAIN, STEVEN WILLIAMS.Įwan McGregor is up to something! He's got a shipment coming in, that essential staple of all crime boss plans. ROSIE returns smelling of garbage and must therefore change into a HILARIOUSLY INAPPROPRIATE T-SHIRT since nobody in Gotham has ever been arrested wearing a NORMAL SHIRT. What, skipping ahead and filling in the details once we know you're safe anyway? MARGOT uses a zany pratfall stunt to throw ROSIE in a pile of garbage, and set in motion some wacky events that get the HOMICIDAL ASSHOLES killed, kookily! MARGOT proceeds to PARADE OUTSIDE in broad daylight looking like HARLEY QUINN, and is immediately spotted by TRAFFIC CAMERAS, NEWS VANS, RANDOM SELFIES, TEN THOUSAND HOMICIDAL ASSHOLES and also ROSIE PEREZ!įreeze! You're under arrest for horrible crimes that we won't mention in this movie, since you're the anti-hero now! There might be a flaw in this plan, but you'd have to be a trained psychologist or something to spot it, so. Now to enjoy this satisfying meal while strolling through a city packed with my sworn enemies, who were only holding back because of their fear of Joker. Ooo I love this sandwich! It has egg and cheese and bacon and it is the most secure emotional attachment in my entire life. MARGOT goes to a BODEGA and orders her favourite BREAKFAST SANDWICH. DINER - THE NEXT MORNING? A FLASHBACK MORNING? WELL, MORNING ANYWAY So we've decided to refer to the killer as the "Purple People Perforator". Do we have a name? Something written down in plain view, or a recorded message, anything like that? This purple-fletched crossbow bolt is definitely making a statement. HUNTRESS! Yes, evildoers will tremble at the mere MENTION. Let this be a warning, villains! Soon others shall taste the vengeance of. ITALIAN RESTAURANT WHERE TONIGHT'S SPECIAL IS A HEAPING PLATE OF MOBELLINI ALLDEADOĭetective ROSIE PEREZ is detecting at the CRIME SCENE while MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD re-enacts the crime in FLASHBACK SUPERPOSITION MODE. OH YOU KNOW IT BOSS! But hey, if we scramble the shit out of the first act, maybe people won't notice when we sort of leap over the second act and land directly at the final showdown.īut we did the excessive flashback thing in Suicide Squad! Ugh, FINE, whatever. Oh shit I just realized, we're gonna do the excessive flashback thing, aren't we. Mwah ha ha! Henchman Chris Messina, remove the face of that character we haven't met! Meanwhile I shall retire to my fancy car, driven by a major character we haven't met. Meanwhile, EWAN MCGREGOR is torturing and killing people who are tied upside-down, because he's also a CRIME BOSS! Yay! Finally, I've severed all ties with the Joker! Except for my makeup, wardrobe, general M.O., criminal insanity, and this shot of me walking away from sequential explosions that kind of evokes Heath Ledger. Ooh I know, I'll blow up the chemical plant that symbolizes our love! I'm ever so broken up about this breakup!īut no matter how much PARTYING and VOMITING and RANDOM CRIME she does, people REFUSE to believe that MARGOT has broken up with the JOKER, even though she has, in fact, broken up with the JOKER. Having broken up with the JOKER, MARGOT ROBBIE, who just broke up with the JOKER, goes to EWAN MCGREGOR'S NIGHTCLUB to try and get over her breakup with the JOKER.
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